
DitL of...a premature I love you
(age: 21) The day of the premature I love you was nearly a perfect day, minus the couple of times I thought I was in cardiac arrest. Though Sara and I'd been hanging out only a couple weeks, it still amazed me such a classy girl chose to spend her time with country me. Sara and I met three months prior, at Telecommunication school at Fort Gordon, GA. At the time she was engaged to a Marine, but they'd been doing the long distance thing for over a year. We chatted a few times

DitL of...why'd you hit me, bro?!
(age: 31) The first rule of musician fight club is you never stop playing, even if you have to punch an overbearing jerk right in the kisser in the middle of a performance. Dear reader, neither myself or my guitar playing friend who administered the hilarious punch advocate violence. However, when you give someone multiple chances to do the right thing and they still get in your face...well, it seems some people must learn the hard way and get rocked like a southbound train.